I recently purchased a potato-fragment gun from Albertson's for the bargain price of $2.00. However, when I brought this item home, unpackaged it, and attempted to load and lock, I was sorely disappointed. Not only is the loading mechanism a piece of crap, but this thing doesn't shot "bits of potato" a single centimeter. All it does is poke holes in a potato. So you ruin a potato in the process of finding that you were scammed out of two bucks. What a depressing trip to the grocery store. So the lesson is this: never buy firearms from Albertson's, and, in general, avoid and weapons that claim to shoot "bits" of produce.

4 Comments

  1. Cyrus Says:
    lol ~ fin
  2. anonymous Says:
    haha... the world will be a very different place if potato guns are ever allowed to be sold for 2 dollars in alberstons.
  3. anonymous Says:
    That's funny. I purchased an M-16 at Albertson's and it worked perfectly. But then again, there were no claims about using potatoes....
  4. Cyrus Says:
    Umm, why is Albertson's selling M-16's? I mean, your kidding right? I knew WalMart was selling guns (but not video games!), but Albertson's?

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